What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 03:35

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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